flav0r:

maybe this year i will become social and have new friends [audience laughs in the background]

nice guy: Excuse me miss, would you care to join me for a night on the town, if only for a moment? i cant stand possibly wandering around with the thought of me never even attempting to ask your beautiful, ravishing, and stunning self out, so would you?
girl: no thanks im not really interested but thank you :-)
nice guy: well then fuck you too you stupid slut you're not even all that good looking do you know how hard it is for people like YOU to come across someone like ME? ? im fit, im handsome, i have a substantial amount of money, and i TREAT WOMEN AMAZINGLY! all of you bitches are all the same god none of you idiots ever realize when something good is placed in front of you. im a NICE GUY!!

pitbull: spanish spanish spanish spanish spanish spanish mr worldwide

ticktockdonttouchtheclock:

teaonatrain:

when you succeed at something you usually suck at

when you suck at something you usually succeed at

anonymous-deactivated:

My sister got offended when I called her a redhead. I guess I should have approached the topic more gingerly