maybe this year i will become social and have new friends [audience laughs in the background]
girl: no thanks im not really interested but thank you :-)
nice guy: well then fuck you too you stupid slut you're not even all that good looking do you know how hard it is for people like YOU to come across someone like ME? ? im fit, im handsome, i have a substantial amount of money, and i TREAT WOMEN AMAZINGLY! all of you bitches are all the same god none of you idiots ever realize when something good is placed in front of you. im a NICE GUY!!
when you succeed at something you usually suck at
when you suck at something you usually succeed at
My sister got offended when I called her a redhead. I guess I should have approached the topic more gingerly